Looking at these updates, Guelder’s mind turns to rap. "A rapping Medium update!" It’s unclear whether he’s serious. "Shoot me," Fisher says. For a few minutes, they play with the idea of parodying Snoop Dogg’s immortal "Gin and Juice," before deciding there’s nothing appropriate they can change the lyric "smoking indo" to. Gueldner, who has a majestic beard, goes to stare out the window. We open a second beer.